Day in the life

normal day in the office;
emails, promotional material to write,
some queries about ongoing campaigns
several calls about day to day queries
some vat forms to complete
my diary planned until xmas
trains booked for a trip next week
managers notified about upcoming budget planning etc
optician vist, selected new glasses
booked contact lens appointment
got back to wifes house,
scratched head about a Nigella meatball recipe
chopped a few things into a pan
found what I thought were bread crumbs but may have been a scone mix
went round to pick my two girls plus two more spare children, four for tea
stopped off to get milk and ice cream
kids sat down to homework
returned to meat ball mixture, bit sloopy!
began to make up meatballs
slopped abit of orange cordial into tom sauce to help flavour
it doesnt
fielding homework q's, mostly under 11s so Im ok
gentle barking from me at so not so gentle sreaming, (Toby you know who Im talking about)
get meatballs into sauce and pasta on.
empty dishwasher
get washing out
grate cheese
slightly over cook pasta
meatballs abit soft, but taste ok
Kids lay table and clear away homework, done?
dish up and serve cold water
mostly gets eaten and not too many complaints
discussion about getting rid of poos in space
clear table,and do a quick clear round and refill dishwasher
ice cream is completely eaten by all.
Beds made for guests,
finish off clearing up re load washing machine
take ironing upstairs
fold towels
first child into jimmies, others in front of tv
first child to bed, others into jimmies
last three into bed
ulser concern, try salt water
Ok lights out night night. xx
All quiet
Couple more emails
finish off last bit of washing up
Bugger wish I had my glasses really need to take out lenses.
Just wish sometimes I was a born a woman.
They're unbelievable at multi tasking,
my wife right now is drinking prosseco
and chatting to a friends
and texting another, in shampers.
night night